Sunday, April 24, 2005

LAND OF THE LOST !!!

Alright, I know this isn't a movie review, but I just had to put this up. It has been announced that Universal Pictures is going to make a "Land of the Lost" movie, and they want it to star....

WILL FERRELL! Will Ferrell as Marshall! Too cool.

Any of you have any ideas for the rest of the cast? Any suggestions for who should play the 2 kids, Will and Holly? Personally, I'd love to see Chris Kattan as Chaka! If you have any ideas, post them as a comment! I can't wait to see Will Ferrell taste rock soup!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The Final Cut

This was a very good movie. Robin Williams stars as Alan, a "Cutter" in the near future. See, parents, at their option, can have their children, before birth, fitted with a microchip in their brains, which will record every single thing they see throughout their lives. When a person with such a chip dies, a cutter is hired to completely review the deceased's life and create a "Rememory" - a film documenting all the "wonderful" parts of the dead person's life which will be played at a memorial service.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "That would take a lifetime to review." Well, it doesn't, because the cutters have a great computer which initially reviews the whole life, and sorts out everything into subfolders: Sleep, eating, personal hygiene, masturbation, personal trauma, etc. A cutter deletes all the "offending conduct" - wife beatings, pedophilia, etc. - and then selects the moments which, in his opinion, best suit the life, and the deceased's mourners.

While preparing a Rememory, Alan sees something that could affect his whole life, and goes on a desperate search. So, that's the setup. A side note - Mira Sorvino stars as his girlfriend. Mira Sorvino??? Where the hell has SHE been?

A very good movie now available on DVD. Rent it.

Sin City

Wow. Just, wow. Amazing movie. Beautifully shot, wonderfully acted, and incredibly, incredibly violent. I WILL own this movie. As long as you can handle multiple dismemberments, beheadings, people getting eaten by wolves, and a man getting his wee-willy-winkie ripped off, then you should see this movie.